Monday, February 26, 2007

hooray for boobies


Sunday, February 25, 2007

fear and loathing

So in three weeks I shall be travelling to Las Vegas. As my attorney, do you advise me to rent a very fast car with no top? Shall I attempt to rack up a room service bill averaging $35-$40 an hour for 48 consecutive hours? Should I attempt to rob the Bellagio, thus earning the wrath of Andy Garcia for all eternity?

Or maybe I should just gamble and drink and grope showgirls until my girlfriend beats me and the cops rape me with knightsticks and mace. Mace! You want this? GO CLEAN YOUR SHORTS LIKE A BIG BOY! *blasts megaphone*

Oh god, the men in the white coats are coming for me.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

I'm in!

Undercover brother

Friday, February 23, 2007

Put Your Lips To My Ear And Blow My Mind

Right now, I am past the point of forming coherent thoughts. Why do I feel the need to share this useless bit of information? Why am I even taking the time to type this? D'know. Smells like cheese.
I need to get a tape recorder. I will...nevermind.
I need to rest. This four-hours-in-three-days B.S. is getting old.
How do you know that I love you? Hmmmm? I have a heart on. Why is that making me laugh? I am such a tool.
I should write a poem about Chewy Sprees. It could be all serious and "artistic". That would be sweet.
Sleepy time. Need to eat the souls of those who cross my path at my place of employment. I can only do that in my dreams.

Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back
Yes I'm let loose from the noose,
That's kept me hangin' about
I been livin like a star 'cause it's gettin' me high,
Forget the hearse, 'cause I never die
I got nine lives, cat's eyes
abusing every one of them and running wild

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Little Icons On The Hillside. Little Icons Made Of Ticky-Tacky

Well, it is on like Shelly Long. That is, I have decided to include an all-encompassing feed on this site. It is in the upper right hand corner of the side bar. One stop shopping, I tells ya. Ain't these World Wide Webby things a-ma-za-zing?
By the way, this feed is made possible because of FeedBurner. Another wonderful Batman tool, and a good personal friend of mine. We hung out with Mary Louise Parker on the set of Angels in America. That FeedBurner is one sexy monkey. Life is sweet.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Rack On Tour

I just wanted to let everyone that reads this site to know that the podcast is going to happen. I now have a server to host the shows and a flash player that I can embed on the site. All that I need now is to get together with Andy and work out the topics and record this shite. I am ready to move on this. Are you?
Tell your friends, 'cause the chickens is commin' home to roost, y'all.

P.S. I also plan to have the first episode of Apathy Man done in another week or so. After some additional animation is done, I just need to confer with Steve about the final edit and I will have it posted to this site.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Today Is Special Day For All Of Mankind

Today is a special holiday, my friends. A little holiday that I want to introduce into the zeitgeist. It is National Write A Letter To David Lynch Day. Write him about your love of his films, your first sexual experience, a big python you once wrestled, the meaning of life, how "Lost Highway" still confuses you to the point of mental breakdown, et cetera. Now keep in mind: You do not need to send the letters to him. That is not the purpose of this holiday. In fact, I do not think that he would read the letters anyway.
How do I go about this? How do I paricipate in this wonderful holiday? I am glad that you asked. Just write the letters in the comments section of this post or post them to your own blog. Also, make sure to tell some friends. That is all that you have to do.
I want this to be a global movement, dear readers. I am counting on all of you. Mr. Lynch is counting on you.
Let the nicotine stained fingers of love begin in 3,2...

Sunday, February 11, 2007

The Most Fantabulous Thing In The World

A couple of months ago I bought a RCA dvd player for about fifty smackers at the old Mart of Wal. I bought it so that I would have a progressive scan player for my HDTV. Little did I know that I was getting a gift from the geek boy gods.
I have found a way to unlock the regions for this player. I now have a region free dvd player with PAL to NTSC conversion. It is a wonderful thing.
I can now play dvds from around the globe. I am the king of happiness pants.
That is all.

Thursday, February 8, 2007


Do you notice something different about this site? Hmm?
The original Tuesdays With Cory is no more. I accidentally deleted it.
Short-story-short: I went to delete another blog that I had started recently and ended up deleting this one.
I feel like an absolute goober; So, feel free to post your hatred towards me in the comments section.
Mocking begins in 3, 2...