Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Always Look Your Best. That's My Motto.

Well, folks, Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Mary Jo Pehl and Frank Conniff from MST3K are back. The new project is called Cinematic Titanic. Below is the trailer for the first offering: The Oozing Skull.

That means that with this, The Film Crew and Rifftrax - you can get all of the MST3K happiness that you want. It sure is a good time to be a fan, man.

"Cat Stevens, NO!!!",

The Nels

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Now with 581% more cool logo

Because every badass internet radio station needs a nifty graphic. And it's my day off and I'm bored.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Crack On Tour Radio presents I Love the 80's

I have just, um, obtained the complete set of Billboard Top 100 singles from 1980-1989 and intend to play pretty much the entire show from them tonight.

8pm PST

Click here to tune in.

Be there, aloha.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Chocolate Fame

I'm sure all of you are no doubt familiar with Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Rain" at this point. This interweb is a funny thing. Only on YouTube can a guy with a ludicrously deep voice sing a mediocre song with terrible backing music and end up on Jimmy Kimmel as a result. Anyway, I've seen just about every parody of it at this point and actually am sort of working on my own as well... in the meantime, please do the needful and enjoy two of my favorites.

John Mayer

8bit Chocolate Rain

I Should Get My Ass In Gear, Man.

So, I log into Feedburner today and - lo and behold - this site is actually being read. Not only that, but people are subscribing to the feed. That just boggles my mind. It makes me feel like crawling into the corner and singing "Jesus Loves Me" quietly to myself while rocking back and forth to the sounds of Billy Ocean's "Caribbean Queen". To put it more succinctly: I am excited and a little weirded out.
Continue reading, though. It will give you something to do while listening to Crack On Tour Radio. Other than masturbating to the sweet sounds that pump out of your speakers, that is. Maybe you don't do that. Maybe it is just me. I am easily excited by Chris Hansen and The Bloodhound Gang.
Also, before I forget, I have added another writer into the Crack On Tour fold. His name is Steven Meek. He is the co-creator of Apathy Man and one hell of a poet. I think. Welcome him. Gooble gobble. One of us.

Wash yo butt,


P.S. I would like to get some more writers for this site. I want to make it a community. Free love and all of that shit. So, if you would like to write for this site, get in touch with me through my MySpace page. I check that more often than I do my email. The link is over on the right hand side. Now I am going to go smoke. Toodles.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

nappy headed hos, take note

Crack On Tour Radio WILL BE ON Monday, August 13th!

8pm PST
9pm MST
10pm CST
11pm EST

You will want to click here in order to tune in.

Be there. Aloha.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

radio free los angeles

I just thought I would share with all you hoopy froods that Crack On Tour Radio will still be going on, though the days and times may vary with my work schedule. Since I've taken a new job that will often involve me being at work by 5am... yeah. If I have to get up at 4 I'm not running the show till midnight the night before.

But fear not the show, of course, will go on. I will try to give as much advance notice both here and on MySpace as I possibly can. I also reserve the right to pop on randomly for a few hours when I'm bored. Anyway, it will be weekly. No doubt. I have too many fans to stop.

Thanks for all of your support... the show hasn't been quite as much fun without Cory and Paul but I still have a blast doing it and enjoy your loyalty!

Cheers from the City of Angels.

Sunday, August 5, 2007

I Can See Clearly Now...Or Something

Well, my dear friends, I am back.
After much soul searching and climbing of mountains, I have come to realize that I need Crack On Tour. You need Crack On Tour. We all need Crack On Tour. It is real. It is life. It is America.
Stay tuned for more posts.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Holy Shit, We're Back!

That's right folks... CRACK ON TOUR RADIO is back!!! From the all new 69SMA Studios in Los Angeles, CA...

8pm PDT (11pm EDT) Monday, May 28th!

Now with SIXTEEN listener slots! Yeah! This means a new address, so update your bookmarks:

You'll want to click


to tune into the stream.

I'm thinking about making Monday nights the permanent home for Crack On Tour, so let me know what you think about that.

Be there, aloha.

Friday, April 27, 2007

One... More... Time!

Tune in tonight, 8pm Central for what will be the last Crack On Tour Radio broadcast...

Well, the last one before the 69SMA Studios relocate to sunny Southern California.

You know what to do. Yeah.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The Show Must Go On

Fear not, folks... though Cory may be pulling the ejection handle on blogging here I will continue to post random verbal diarrhea.

Additionally: Crack On Tour Radio will still continue to air on a regular basis, though the times and dates may vary.

Speaking of which... how bout tonight at 9pm CST? Sounds good to me!

You know what to do.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Jim Morrison Said Something About This Day

I knew that this day would come; I just did not know when. I am closing up shop on the old "Tuesdays With Cory"/"Crack On Tour" blog. I just do not have the time to devote to it, and it is not as much fun as I thought that it would be. I will keep it open for the other two people that post, but I will no longer post here.
I will still post on my MySpace blog, though. Here is the link.
Keep it real,

The Nels