Friday, April 27, 2007

One... More... Time!

Tune in tonight, 8pm Central for what will be the last Crack On Tour Radio broadcast...

Well, the last one before the 69SMA Studios relocate to sunny Southern California.

You know what to do. Yeah.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The Show Must Go On

Fear not, folks... though Cory may be pulling the ejection handle on blogging here I will continue to post random verbal diarrhea.

Additionally: Crack On Tour Radio will still continue to air on a regular basis, though the times and dates may vary.

Speaking of which... how bout tonight at 9pm CST? Sounds good to me!

You know what to do.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Jim Morrison Said Something About This Day

I knew that this day would come; I just did not know when. I am closing up shop on the old "Tuesdays With Cory"/"Crack On Tour" blog. I just do not have the time to devote to it, and it is not as much fun as I thought that it would be. I will keep it open for the other two people that post, but I will no longer post here.
I will still post on my MySpace blog, though. Here is the link.
Keep it real,

The Nels

Friday, April 13, 2007

Crack On Tour Radio TONIGHT 8pm CST

From the folks that bring you this fine website, we present LIVE TONIGHT at 8pm CST... Crack On Tour Radio!!!

If you've never used Shoutcast before, no worries. All you need to do is have an MP3 player on your computer (like Winamp or iTunes) and click here, then click "Listen".

Once again, that's Crack On Tour Radio, 8pm CST. Be there. Aloha.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Smoking Is A Classy Way Of Committing Suicide.

“Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae." - Kurt Vonnegut

So, um, Kurt Vonnegut died. If I were feeling a bit better - I would write more. What a damn shame.
So it goes. So it goes.

Friday, April 6, 2007

Be Gone, Evil Demon!

So, I was formatting my hard drive today and I decided to change another thing: I have decided to re-name the site. The site will now be called Crack On Tour.
Ever since I have taken on two other partners in this endeavor, the name Tuesdays With Cory has not fit very well. I do not post on Tuesdays and the name has worn out its welcome, as far as jokes go. Plus, I do not want to be associated with that site that offers square dancing to the elderly. The elderly are not going to be square dancing on my dime, dammit!
Anyway, if you link to this site, please change the name. We are going to take over the world!
Until next time: See you at the bar.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Leonidas, show em your O face

You know what I'm talking about. Yeah.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Uncle Frank - coming sometime in 2007, 2008, or 2009

I recently discovered a medium called the internet. You can actually get on a computer, and look at different pages of incredible information and pornography. I have decided to use this medium to broadcast my second greatest creation - Uncle Frank. I am keeping the rest under wraps, which is kind of pointless since 2 of the 3 people that read this blog heard basically the first 10 episodes in my car the other night, but there needs to be some suspense. Anywho, love, peace, and chicken grease.

Monday, April 2, 2007

I Have A Blank Look On My Face

So, um, there is a trailer online, at, for a new movie entitled "Gros..." um, "War, Inc.". Here is the link. (I am fully aware that the previous two statements rhyme. Stupid brain.)
I did not even know that this was in production, but I also do not check imdb as much as I used to.
Use the section below to voice the fact that your minds have been blown.

UPDATE: Well, I think that this is as close to a verification as I need. Sounds pretty convincing to me.
I guess if "Grosse Pointe Blank" could be the alternate reality sequel to "Say Anything...", then "War, Inc." could be the unofficial sequel to "Grosse Pointe Blank."