Who knew?
As it turns out, the LOTR movies WERE based on a series of novels, thus destroying any chance I had at making my millions. So with this sad news, I am afraid that I need a new career. I hate doing this because it's a little cheese-dickish, but I am going to do a poll to see which career the 2 and a half people that read this blog think I should undertake. The choices are:
1) Work on a Macadamia nut plantation in Hawaii
2) Become an internet porn tycoon
3) Buy a bicycle and ride around Sioux Falls picking up cans for cash
Now remember, I have a baby formula and cigarettes to buy, so the fate of my family is in your hands, as I am a lemming and just sick of thinking for myself. Happy polling! (is polling even a word?)
2 comments:
I was going to say Internet porn tycoon... but I really can't imagine you with a molester mustache or crazy hawaiian print shirts and pleated pants. I am going to have to say.... riding a bike around SuFu picking up cans....stop at my place, I could practically make your fortune for you, cuse I'm a lush. I'm an ass too, and I'm sorry that I didn't call you on Sat, uncalled for. But, can I take you out for coffee/soda tomorrow night, to make up for it? Call and leave me a mssg tomorrow about what time works for you,k?
I'm thinking the bicycle/cans gig is good. I'm not aware of this "internet porn" think you speak of. And Hawaiians smell funny.
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