Uncle Frank - coming sometime in 2007, 2008, or 2009

I recently discovered a medium called the internet. You can actually get on a computer, and look at different pages of incredible information and pornography. I have decided to use this medium to broadcast my second greatest creation - Uncle Frank. I am keeping the rest under wraps, which is kind of pointless since 2 of the 3 people that read this blog heard basically the first 10 episodes in my car the other night, but there needs to be some suspense. Anywho, love, peace, and chicken grease.

Who knew?

As it turns out, the LOTR movies WERE based on a series of novels, thus destroying any chance I had at making my millions. So with this sad news, I am afraid that I need a new career. I hate doing this because it's a little cheese-dickish, but I am going to do a poll to see which career the 2 and a half people that read this blog think I should undertake. The choices are:

1) Work on a Macadamia nut plantation in Hawaii

2) Become an internet porn tycoon

3) Buy a bicycle and ride around Sioux Falls picking up cans for cash

Now remember, I have a baby formula and cigarettes to buy, so the fate of my family is in your hands, as I am a lemming and just sick of thinking for myself. Happy polling! (is polling even a word?)

Sweet baby James!

I just rocked the fuck out of Bejeweled 2 on Popcap.com for like 330000 points, which has to be an all time record or some shit. Just call me 'Sexy Pud, the Bejeweled wizard'. By the way, you may not hear from me for a while, as I will be working on adapting the 'Lord of the Rings' movies into a series of novels. Wish me luck!

I'm in!

Undercover brother