That's right folks... CRACK ON TOUR RADIO is back!!! From the all new 69SMA Studios in Los Angeles, CA...
8pm PDT (11pm EDT) Monday, May 28th!
Now with SIXTEEN listener slots! Yeah! This means a new address, so update your bookmarks:
You'll want to click
HERE
to tune into the stream.
I'm thinking about making Monday nights the permanent home for Crack On Tour, so let me know what you think about that.
Be there, aloha.
Tune in tonight, 8pm Central for what will be the last Crack On Tour Radio broadcast...
Well, the last one before the 69SMA Studios relocate to sunny Southern California.
You know what to do. Yeah.
Fear not, folks... though Cory may be pulling the ejection handle on blogging here I will continue to post random verbal diarrhea.
Additionally: Crack On Tour Radio will still continue to air on a regular basis, though the times and dates may vary.
Speaking of which... how bout tonight at 9pm CST? Sounds good to me!
You know what to do.
I knew that this day would come; I just did not know when. I am closing up shop on the old "Tuesdays With Cory"/"Crack On Tour" blog. I just do not have the time to devote to it, and it is not as much fun as I thought that it would be. I will keep it open for the other two people that post, but I will no longer post here.
I will still post on my MySpace blog, though. Here is the link.
Keep it real,
The Nels
From the folks that bring you this fine website, we present LIVE TONIGHT at 8pm CST... Crack On Tour Radio!!!
If you've never used Shoutcast before, no worries. All you need to do is have an MP3 player on your computer (like Winamp or iTunes) and click here, then click "Listen".
Once again, that's Crack On Tour Radio, 8pm CST. Be there. Aloha.
“Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae." - Kurt Vonnegut
So, um, Kurt Vonnegut died. If I were feeling a bit better - I would write more. What a damn shame.
So it goes. So it goes.
So, I was formatting my hard drive today and I decided to change another thing: I have decided to re-name the site. The site will now be called Crack On Tour.
Ever since I have taken on two other partners in this endeavor, the name Tuesdays With Cory has not fit very well. I do not post on Tuesdays and the name has worn out its welcome, as far as jokes go. Plus, I do not want to be associated with that site that offers square dancing to the elderly. The elderly are not going to be square dancing on my dime, dammit!
Anyway, if you link to this site, please change the name. We are going to take over the world!
Until next time: See you at the bar.
I recently discovered a medium called the internet. You can actually get on a computer, and look at different pages of incredible information and pornography. I have decided to use this medium to broadcast my second greatest creation - Uncle Frank. I am keeping the rest under wraps, which is kind of pointless since 2 of the 3 people that read this blog heard basically the first 10 episodes in my car the other night, but there needs to be some suspense. Anywho, love, peace, and chicken grease.
So, um, there is a trailer online, at FirstShowing.net, for a new movie entitled "Gros..." um, "War, Inc.". Here is the link. (I am fully aware that the previous two statements rhyme. Stupid brain.)
I did not even know that this was in production, but I also do not check imdb as much as I used to.
Use the section below to voice the fact that your minds have been blown.
UPDATE: Well, I think that this is as close to a verification as I need. Sounds pretty convincing to me.
I guess if "Grosse Pointe Blank" could be the alternate reality sequel to "Say Anything...", then "War, Inc." could be the unofficial sequel to "Grosse Pointe Blank."
ADVISORY: In this post, there are some words and concepts that you may find objectionable. Don't read this if you have a problem with blow jobs, killing mothers, cannibalism, kiddie porn, punching the wonderful mounds of glory that are women's breasts, or Kurt Russell laughing at any of the aforementioned activities. You have been warned, bitches.
Well, there is an early "Grindhouse" review over at Ain't It Cool News. Here is the link. In said review there is a line about Kurt Russell laughing at a certain point in Eli Roth's "Thanksgiving" trailer, and a catchphrase begins.
The following are a few of my favorite examples (I have not changed any typing errors):
I killed your mom...and fed her to my dog..but Kurt Russell so was laughing so I guess it was okay.
I pooped a hammer...then spread mayo all over it, and ate it...but I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing, so I guess it was okay.
The US invaded Iraq...but Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard, so I guess it was okay.
I made some kiddy porn and sold it for millions...Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard so I guess....
My 3-year-old was raped by his daycare provider...but I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard, so I guess it was okay.
This one time at bandcamp...my mother pleasured herself with a clarenet in front of all the tutors. i looked over and kurt russell was laughing. even though it must've been ok, i still ran over and punched my ma in her tits. i looked over and kurt russell wasn't laughing. i knew i did bad...
we should...make a computer simulation of kurt russell while he still lives, then use it in every court of law, and see if he laughs or not at the charges. i wonder how he would've handled OJ? he did laugh at the decap blowjob...
Revelation ILOAKRAHWLPHSIGIWOK...And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of the horses [were] as the heads of lions; and out of their mouths issued fire and smoke and brimstone. By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths. But then I lookith at Kurt Russell, and he doth laugh pretty hard, so I guess it was okay.
That is all, for now.
As usual: Cheers and see you at the bar.
P.S. Make sure to check out my Myspace blog. You can either go to my Myspace profile , or you can just click here. It is different than the blog here. It has a bit more of a personal touch. A little like "This American Life", but with more swearing and explicit content, but when is that ever a bad thing? Never, I say.
So I intend to fork over my $16.50 to find out.
Ton-Loc at... The Sports Page in Tea???
