tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60830249108854366302012-02-16T14:04:05.657-06:00A Place To Put Verbal Sexual Chocolate.Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.comBlogger461100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-27773498031421633172008-01-16T00:08:00.000-06:002008-01-16T02:47:08.401-06:00

Well, folks, Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Mary Jo Pehl and Frank Conniff from MST3K are back. The new project is called Cinematic Titanic. Below is the trailer for the first offering: The Oozing Skull.That means that with this, The Film Crew and Rifftrax - you can get all of the MST3K happiness that you want. It sure is a good time to be a fan, man."Cat Stevens, NO!!!",The

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-53282311131036647032007-08-30T01:08:00.000-05:002007-08-30T01:11:55.373-05:00

Because every badass internet radio station needs a nifty graphic. And it's my day off and I'm bored.

andynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-12798034922548558252007-08-27T12:33:00.001-05:002007-08-27T12:35:38.935-05:00

I have just, um, obtained the complete set of Billboard Top 100 singles from 1980-1989 and intend to play pretty much the entire show from them tonight.8pm PSTClick here to tune in.Be there, aloha.

andynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-48882210238430947462007-08-16T22:38:00.000-05:002007-08-16T22:45:37.170-05:00

I'm sure all of you are no doubt familiar with Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Rain" at this point. This interweb is a funny thing. Only on YouTube can a guy with a ludicrously deep voice sing a mediocre song with terrible backing music and end up on Jimmy Kimmel as a result. Anyway, I've seen just about every parody of it at this point and actually am sort of working on my own as well... in the

andynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-70355551837252859632007-08-16T09:41:00.000-05:002007-08-16T10:12:01.706-05:00

So, I log into Feedburner today and - lo and behold - this site is actually being read. Not only that, but people are subscribing to the feed. That just boggles my mind. It makes me feel like crawling into the corner and singing "Jesus Loves Me" quietly to myself while rocking back and forth to the sounds of Billy Ocean's "Caribbean Queen". To put it more succinctly: I am excited and a little

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-72295903267834450862007-08-12T12:08:00.000-05:002007-08-12T12:12:18.210-05:00

Crack On Tour Radio WILL BE ON Monday, August 13th!8pm PST9pm MST10pm CST11pm ESTYou will want to click here in order to tune in.Be there. Aloha.

andynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-12420791395212222082007-08-07T03:01:00.000-05:002007-08-07T03:07:22.003-05:00

I just thought I would share with all you hoopy froods that Crack On Tour Radio will still be going on, though the days and times may vary with my work schedule. Since I've taken a new job that will often involve me being at work by 5am... yeah. If I have to get up at 4 I'm not running the show till midnight the night before.But fear not the show, of course, will go on. I will try to give as

andynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-39637061270517559422007-08-05T06:22:00.000-05:002007-08-05T07:02:05.847-05:00

Well, my dear friends, I am back.After much soul searching and climbing of mountains, I have come to realize that I need Crack On Tour. You need Crack On Tour. We all need Crack On Tour. It is real. It is life. It is America.Stay tuned for more posts.

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-31664988666240483402007-05-28T03:49:00.000-05:002007-05-28T03:54:09.717-05:00

That's right folks... CRACK ON TOUR RADIO is back!!! From the all new 69SMA Studios in Los Angeles, CA...8pm PDT (11pm EDT) Monday, May 28th!Now with SIXTEEN listener slots! Yeah! This means a new address, so update your bookmarks:You'll want to clickHEREto tune into the stream.I'm thinking about making Monday nights the permanent home for Crack On Tour, so let me know what you think about

andynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-68105294287393605832007-04-27T14:40:00.000-05:002007-04-27T14:44:50.164-05:00

Tune in tonight, 8pm Central for what will be the last Crack On Tour Radio broadcast...Well, the last one before the 69SMA Studios relocate to sunny Southern California.You know what to do. Yeah.

andynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-6758757281640918652007-04-24T19:25:00.000-05:002007-04-24T20:20:09.875-05:00

Fear not, folks... though Cory may be pulling the ejection handle on blogging here I will continue to post random verbal diarrhea.Additionally: Crack On Tour Radio will still continue to air on a regular basis, though the times and dates may vary.Speaking of which... how bout tonight at 9pm CST? Sounds good to me!You know what to do.

andynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-28953568281323108242007-04-22T01:06:00.000-05:002007-04-22T01:23:53.570-05:00

I knew that this day would come; I just did not know when. I am closing up shop on the old "Tuesdays With Cory"/"Crack On Tour" blog. I just do not have the time to devote to it, and it is not as much fun as I thought that it would be. I will keep it open for the other two people that post, but I will no longer post here.I will still post on my MySpace blog, though. Here is the link.Keep it real,

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-76411317731748504852007-04-13T19:09:00.000-05:002007-04-13T19:15:55.461-05:00

From the folks that bring you this fine website, we present LIVE TONIGHT at 8pm CST... Crack On Tour Radio!!!If you've never used Shoutcast before, no worries. All you need to do is have an MP3 player on your computer (like Winamp or iTunes) and click here, then click "Listen".Once again, that's Crack On Tour Radio, 8pm CST. Be there. Aloha.

andynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-32089236307660995012007-04-12T00:20:00.000-05:002007-04-12T01:00:21.395-05:00

“Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae." - Kurt VonnegutSo, um, Kurt Vonnegut died. If I were feeling a bit better - I would write more. What a damn shame.So it goes. So it goes.

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-86687443814045292892007-04-06T16:28:00.000-05:002007-04-06T16:43:55.691-05:00

So, I was formatting my hard drive today and I decided to change another thing: I have decided to re-name the site. The site will now be called Crack On Tour.Ever since I have taken on two other partners in this endeavor, the name Tuesdays With Cory has not fit very well. I do not post on Tuesdays and the name has worn out its welcome, as far as jokes go. Plus, I do not want to be associated with

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-18209462815266983252007-04-05T16:22:00.000-05:002007-04-05T16:24:58.219-05:00

You know what I'm talking about. Yeah.

andynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-11353121144223968362007-04-03T19:21:00.000-05:002007-04-06T16:07:58.792-05:00

I recently discovered a medium called the internet. You can actually get on a computer, and look at different pages of incredible information and pornography. I have decided to use this medium to broadcast my second greatest creation - Uncle Frank. I am keeping the rest under wraps, which is kind of pointless since 2 of the 3 people that read this blog heard basically the first 10 episodes in

Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03262221667194629445noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-42633594719353567652007-04-02T13:19:00.000-05:002007-04-02T15:40:53.510-05:00

So, um, there is a trailer online, at FirstShowing.net, for a new movie entitled "Gros..." um, "War, Inc.". Here is the link. (I am fully aware that the previous two statements rhyme. Stupid brain.)I did not even know that this was in production, but I also do not check imdb as much as I used to.Use the section below to voice the fact that your minds have been blown.UPDATE: Well, I think that

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-15206889288639355602007-03-31T01:36:00.000-05:002007-03-31T03:22:30.695-05:00

ADVISORY: In this post, there are some words and concepts that you may find objectionable. Don't read this if you have a problem with blow jobs, killing mothers, cannibalism, kiddie porn, punching the wonderful mounds of glory that are women's breasts, or Kurt Russell laughing at any of the aforementioned activities. You have been warned, bitches.Well, there is an early "Grindhouse" review over

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-34674334535257414912007-03-29T13:36:00.000-05:002007-03-31T01:19:10.708-05:00

So I intend to fork over my $16.50 to find out.Ton-Loc at... The Sports Page in Tea???

andynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-47401618886971405872007-03-29T09:44:00.000-05:002007-03-29T09:58:03.837-05:00

Well, my dear readers, some things are gonna change. I have decided to change some things on this site and also on my other three sites. This will make everything look more professional and make Cory a happy boy.So, in the next few days, if you go to one of my blogs or Mspace pages-things may be in a bit of upheaval. This is normal. It is akin to voice changes or growing female-happy-parts. This

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-62188084145349691042007-03-24T15:33:00.000-05:002007-03-24T15:46:52.489-05:00

Well, I usually do not post YouTube videos to this blog, but this just makes me laugh. I still do not know why. Just enjoy the happiness. That is all.

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-8423469205115348912007-03-23T18:54:00.000-05:002007-03-31T01:19:24.780-05:00

Do you watch "Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator"?From here on out, I shall answer only to "DJ Slideways".

andynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-42960669012383391202007-03-21T11:20:00.000-05:002007-03-21T11:57:06.896-05:00

"Abraham Lincoln was bipolar and what did he do: He freed the slaves." -Sgt. Kabuki Man N.Y.P.D.Hey there, dear readers. Things have been a little hectic, in the last few days. Whatever.Anyway, Twitch Guru has a pretty good interview with George A Romero. You can read it here. It contains some good

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-90714555818520584212007-03-18T04:01:00.000-05:002007-03-18T04:17:20.945-05:00

Hey there. I just wanted to let everyone know that your Apathy Man and cartoon needs will be taken care of over at the 12 Inches Productions blog. There I will debut all of the things that I, and the other 12 Inches people, create. Go over there and taste the magic.

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-53471988155283741092007-03-17T04:13:00.000-05:002007-03-17T05:11:37.793-05:00

So, I have now posted links to my two Myspace profiles. They are over in the the sidebar. Go over there. I will wait.As you have now seen, one is for this me and the other is for my production company, 12 Inches Productions. Add me as a friend, and feel the magic.P.S. I feel like shit. That is the real truth, Ruth. This cold has decided to come back and without mercy. I would kill it with my

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-10109098351404997492007-03-16T01:44:00.000-05:002007-03-16T01:51:53.919-05:00

andynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-19051270304472637662007-03-15T18:57:00.000-05:002007-03-17T04:22:34.588-05:00

Well, if all goes well, I should have a respectable version of Apathy Man Episode One(In Progress) available on YouTube. I think I have figured out why my movies were not converting to the .mov format, and I hope that it is solved. So, in a few hours, you should be able to view what I have and post it to your MySpace site.By the way, I have set up a MySpace page. I will link to it when I think

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-40365382161796054932007-03-14T05:18:00.000-05:002007-03-14T18:30:01.092-05:00

I really have nothing to say. So, I will post the lyrics to Faith No More's "Epic". Maybe I am making some sort of statement. You decide.Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?If you can't, then it doesn't matter anywayYou will never understand it cuz it happens too fast And it feels so good, it's like walking on glassIt's so cool, it's so hip, it's alrightIt's so groovy, it's outta sightYou

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-21151005216865275532007-03-13T22:37:00.000-05:002007-03-14T18:29:13.382-05:00

As it turns out, the LOTR movies WERE based on a series of novels, thus destroying any chance I had at making my millions. So with this sad news, I am afraid that I need a new career. I hate doing this because it's a little cheese-dickish, but I am going to do a poll to see which career the 2 and a half people that read this blog think I should undertake. The choices are:1) Work on a Macadamia

Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03262221667194629445noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-74505697751237264082007-03-12T21:45:00.000-05:002007-03-14T18:29:13.383-05:00

I just rocked the fuck out of Bejeweled 2 on Popcap.com for like 330000 points, which has to be an all time record or some shit. Just call me 'Sexy Pud, the Bejeweled wizard'. By the way, you may not hear from me for a while, as I will be working on adapting the 'Lord of the Rings' movies into a series of novels. Wish me luck!

Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03262221667194629445noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-23547412878834518892007-03-12T15:41:00.000-05:002007-03-12T15:49:15.793-05:00

So, here is the third post for Monday. I am such a silly bitch.I am contemplating starting a MySpace profile, because all of the cool kids seem to be doing it. Although, I have yet to find a good picture of myself. Maybe I will just use the Hunter picture. Who knows?Maybe I will just start one for "12 Inches Productions", or both. Once again-who knows?Anyway, I have to go to work. I will think

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-86356280482050294192007-03-12T15:21:00.000-05:002007-03-12T15:30:22.899-05:00

"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."Sorry about the double posting today, but I have been reading "Mother Night" again and it reminded me of this quote. These are words to live by, people. "Believe IT!!!"-NarutoP.S. The other quote is not one to live by.

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-9438791396674693942007-03-12T03:37:00.000-05:002007-03-12T03:53:20.335-05:00

So, um, Richard Jeni died. Supposedly he killed himself. Dunno. Self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. Andy quoted this guy last weekend.I am rambling a bit. Sorry 'bout that.Never really got his due. I mean, he was not one of the greats, but he was still very funny. WTF!!??

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-58524734007512351842007-03-11T16:02:00.000-05:002007-03-11T16:07:48.965-05:00

Okay, I have a plan to start updating this site on a more regular basis. Maybe a post a day. Who knows? At least a post every other day.Well, I have to go to work. I should have another message after work. Around 2am CST. Once again-who knows?Type at 'ya later.

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-43048170008220187112007-03-08T07:27:00.000-06:002007-03-08T08:19:42.787-06:00

WARNING: You may not want to read this post, because of explicit things and stuff.Well, that was not as long as I expected. I am now up, fully operational and ready to serve you. 'Cause that is just the type of cat that I am. I have flash installed again; so, that is a good thing. Hmmm? What else?Oh, if I have to see that damn animal cruelty ad with Sarah McLachlan one more time, I am going to

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-62373228347176101902007-03-07T15:51:00.000-06:002007-03-07T15:57:49.600-06:00

Okay, so it may be a couple of days until the next post. I have had some technical difficulties with my computer and need to reinstall some programs. Plus, I need to reconfigure my browser and I have to work tonight.All is well, but Windows sucks. I also run Linux, but I cannot find a suitable Flash program. So, that means that I have to use Windows for some things.Hell, I may be up and running

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-69842314591780940062007-02-26T23:47:00.000-06:002007-02-26T23:49:24.066-06:00

Yes.

andynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-26879690052717869012007-02-25T14:56:00.000-06:002007-02-25T15:01:25.273-06:00

So in three weeks I shall be travelling to Las Vegas. As my attorney, do you advise me to rent a very fast car with no top? Shall I attempt to rack up a room service bill averaging $35-$40 an hour for 48 consecutive hours? Should I attempt to rob the Bellagio, thus earning the wrath of Andy Garcia for all eternity?Or maybe I should just gamble and drink and grope showgirls until my girlfriend

andynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-63081527534031700272007-02-24T23:41:00.001-06:002007-02-24T23:42:40.048-06:00

Undercover brother

Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03262221667194629445noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-10501157066861734422007-02-23T06:36:00.000-06:002007-02-23T07:23:32.286-06:00

Right now, I am past the point of forming coherent thoughts. Why do I feel the need to share this useless bit of information? Why am I even taking the time to type this? D'know. Smells like cheese.I need to get a tape recorder. I will...nevermind.I need to rest. This four-hours-in-three-days B.S. is getting old.How do you know that I love you? Hmmmm? I have a heart on. Why is that making me laugh

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-18551227634957761902007-02-22T07:26:00.000-06:002007-02-22T10:18:41.294-06:00

Well, it is on like Shelly Long. That is, I have decided to include an all-encompassing feed on this site. It is in the upper right hand corner of the side bar. One stop shopping, I tells ya. Ain't these World Wide Webby things a-ma-za-zing?By the way, this feed is made possible because of FeedBurner. Another wonderful Batman tool, and a good personal friend of mine. We hung out with Mary Louise

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-54117324094944664222007-02-21T09:12:00.000-06:002007-02-21T09:28:14.980-06:00

I just wanted to let everyone that reads this site to know that the podcast is going to happen. I now have a server to host the shows and a flash player that I can embed on the site. All that I need now is to get together with Andy and work out the topics and record this shite. I am ready to move on this. Are you?Tell your friends, 'cause the chickens is commin' home to roost, y'all.P.S. I also

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-17035133722184875822007-02-16T03:44:00.000-06:002007-02-16T05:39:02.178-06:00

Today is a special holiday, my friends. A little holiday that I want to introduce into the zeitgeist. It is National Write A Letter To David Lynch Day. Write him about your love of his films, your first sexual experience, a big python you once wrestled, the meaning of life, how "Lost Highway" still confuses you to the point of mental breakdown, et cetera. Now keep in mind: You do not need to send

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-48682272035920942942007-02-11T08:00:00.000-06:002007-02-10T06:01:27.618-06:00

A couple of months ago I bought a RCA dvd player for about fifty smackers at the old Mart of Wal. I bought it so that I would have a progressive scan player for my HDTV. Little did I know that I was getting a gift from the geek boy gods.I have found a way to unlock the regions for this player. I now have a region free dvd player with PAL to NTSC conversion. It is a wonderful thing.I can now play

Coryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15109508935390716818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-341574591028251442007-02-08T17:49:00.000-06:002007-02-08T18:31:57.930-06:00

Do you notice something different about this site? Hmm?The original Tuesdays With Cory is no more. I accidentally deleted it.Short-story-short: I went to delete another blog that I had started recently and ended up deleting this one.I feel like an absolute goober; So, feel free to post your hatred towards me in the comments section.Mocking begins in 3, 2...

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